Listen, sometimes you need to do things when you are older just so you don’t disappoint your 22 year old former self. You wouldn’t want your former self looking down on your current self. That’s just not a good feeling.
Apparently for me, chugging a duck is one of those things that I have to do to keep my 22 year old former self happy.
What is a chugging a duck?
Glad you asked. First, get all of your friends and maybe the rest of the bar real excited because you are about to chug a duck. Either you or a bartender should fill a plastic duck decoy with a can of Natural Light and a shot of amaretto. I know that probably sounds really gross. It really does not taste as bad as it sounds. Make sure at least one other person participates in the chugging and then proceed to chug the contents out of the duck through the beak.
Sounds super fun, right?
Well it is. Even if you’re crazy full from eating too much Candy Kitchen candy dinner and crab dip that you really cannot physically finish the whole thing because you are afraid you are going to vomit it all back up if you take one more sip chug.
Where can you chug a duck?
I only know of one place. That bar is called M.R. Ducks and it’s in Ocean City, Maryland. Not only can you chug ducks there, but the bar is right on the water so it’s really hard to have a bad time. M.R. Ducks actually means “Them are ducks.” I had no clue of this fact until this summer. Duck hunting is pretty huge in Ocean City, Maryland and so is speaking grammatically incorrect I guess. Check out the real story here.
If I don’t live close to Ocean City, Maryland, how do I make a chugging duck decoy?
You can make these chugging duck decoys yourself. Lucky for you I found some plastic duck decoys for you over at Amazon. Just use a jig saw or really a sharp knife/scissors (using a knife or scissors might be a little challenging) to cut a large opening at the bottom of the plastic duck decoy and then snip off part of the beak. My sister tried to cut the duck decoys with a sharp knife, but gave up and had my dad cut them up with a jig saw. Then she lent the chugging duck decoys to my brother for tailgating at a Penn State game. The excitement of chugging the ducks must have been too much because he punted them and they were never to be seen again. She was really pissed about that. She really liked her chugging duck decoys.
So now thanks to this blog you have the know-how to chug and make chugging duck decoys. I promise that you can participate in this activity if you are 22 or if you are 32. I’m pretty sure you can still participate however old you are (well maybe not if you are way under the drinking age). Because at what age does fun become uncool?
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